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Ahamedkamal Posted In Jokes
9 hours ago

Papu admission lene college gaya..
Principle: Main tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun ya 10 Asaan..??
Papu: 1 mushkil sawaal.
Principle: Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat..??
Papu: Din..
Principle: wo kaise.. ??
Papu: Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch liya..

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9 hours ago

Jab 1 Ladki 1 Ladke ke liye roti
hai.. . . To iska matlab.. Wo usey
be intehaa pyaar karti hai..!! Par
jab 1 ladka 1 ladki ke liya rota
hai... . . . . To iska matlab..Duniya
mein us ladki ko us se zyada
pyaar koi nahi kar sakta..!!

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Yadwendrac Posted In Jokes
9 hours ago

एक व्यक्ति ने अपने मित्र
से पूछा -
पत्नी द्वारा तलाक दे
दिये जाने के बाद, अब
आपको बहुत तकलीफ
रहती होगी ?
मित्र ने कहा - नहीं , अब
तो मैं ज्यादा सुखी हूं ..
पहले मुझे
दो लोगों का काम
करना पड़ता था, अब एक
का ही करना पड़ता हैं |

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9 hours ago

Tumhare Hoto Ko Dekha To Ye
Khayal Aaya Ki Wo Lafj
Bhi Kitne Nashile Hoge Jo
Inhe Chhu Kar Gujrte Hai.

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9 hours ago

Hum is dash ke waasi hai
jaha roze hi danga rehta hai
jaha roze roze akhbaaro me
scamo ka panga rehta hai
jeha aam aadmi sadko pe aadha sa nanga rehta hai
is haal me bhi is door me bhi hr dil me tiranga rehta hai...

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Ahamedkamal Posted In Jokes
9 hours ago

Ek sachchi ghatna jise sochkar
insaan ki rooh tak kaanp jaaye,
Lekin zaalimo ke haanth tak bhi nahi
kaanpe ye sab paap karte huye.
Indore ki ek 17 Saal ki LADKI,
Jisne abhi-abhi 12th pass ki thi,
Aur
Abhi jo din uske enjoy karne ke the.
Uske Sage MAMA ne behlaa fuslaa kar, Uska
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ENGINEERING ka form bharwa hi diyaa.

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9 hours ago

apnι pyarι
anĸнo мe cнιpa lo мυjнe pyaar тυм
ѕe нaι apna вana lo мυjнe dнυp нo
ya cнaav ѕaтн cнalenge нυм yaĸeen
na нo тo aajмalo мυjнe тere нer
dυĸн ĸo ѕeн lenge нanѕ ĸ нυм apne
wajood ĸι cнadar вana lo мυjнe
zιndagι внι тere naaм ĸardι нaι
мene вaѕ cнand laмнe ѕeene ѕe laga
lo мυjнe

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Yadwendrac Posted In Jokes
9 hours ago

दो औरतें आपस में बातें
करती हैं |
पहली - आज मेरे
पति का जन्म दिन हैं |
समझ में नहीं आता कि उन्हें
क्या उपहार दूं ?
दूसरी महिला - " तलाक दे
दो

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