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BhanuNeelam Posted In Jokes
1 hour ago

Jee karta hai aap ke pass aau,
Paas aake ruk jau,
Na kuch bolu Na batau bus
Aap Ki AANKHO ME,
Ha inhi Aankho me..
SANTRE KA CHILKA NICHOD KK BHAG
JAU..N..

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1 hour ago

एक आदमी मेडीकल-स्टोर
पर
गया:-
'ज़हर दे दो भाई।
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दुकानदार:-
'बिना पर्ची के नही मिल सकता।
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आदमी ने 'marriage certificate
दिखाया।
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दुकानदार:-
'बस पगले रुलाएगा क्या
बड़ी बोतल दूँ या छोटी?

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1 hour ago

How people treat others is a direct reflection of how they feel about themselves!

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Ahamedkamal Posted In Jokes
1 hour ago

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??
Boy: Uncle theek hu,
Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??
Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah.
Buzurg: Matlab??
Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose.

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BhanuNeelam Posted In Jokes
1 hour ago

Bazigar o bazigar teri

mummy ko raji kar,

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Oooo...

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Tune dil mera toda,

maine fevicol se joda,

mere fevicol k paise vapas

karrrr...,,,..

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1 hour ago

पत्नी ने
पति से पूछा, 'जब हमने
शादी की थी
तब तो आप मुझे बड़े प्यारे-प्यारे
नामों से बुलाते थे,
जैसे- मेरी रसमलाई, मेरी बरफी,
मेरी रबड़ी।
अब क्यों नहीं बुलाते?'
पति ने कहा, 'पगली! दूध की मिठाई
कितने दिन फ्रेश रहेगी।

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1 hour ago

Always put God in the driver's seat of your life because anything under his control will never be out of control!

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1 hour ago

Bhayanak Nalayakpana:
Teacher: Rakesh ABCD bol.
Rakesh: A E F G H J L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher B P K I C D Kaha hai?
Rakesh: Dost k paas hai.

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