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Star_sms Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Shyaad Fursat Nahin Hai Ruthne Manane Ki,
Nigahe Badal Gai Apne Or Begano Ki,
Tum Na Chodna Hath Dosti Ka,
Warna Tamanna Na Rahegi Dost Banane Ki.... :( :'(

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maruti222 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Aftr result:
If pass:

Mom:"ella devaru daye".
Dad:"u r my son".
Lover: "Love u ".
Friends: "Come lets go 2 party"

But,
If fail:

Mom:"always T.v, mobile "
Dad:"useless fellow"
Lover:"Stupid"
Friends: "Come lets go to party"

FRNDS never change..
"Kyonki Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai"

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5 years ago

Kese Bhoool gayi wo guzre hue din
Lagta nahi tha us ka dil mere bin
Dosto se kaha karti thi wo b,
Kia ye b ji sakta hai mere bin
Mazaq ban jaya karti thi jo Doston
mein
khud ko tanha samjti thi wo mere bin
Isse had-e-deewangi kahoon ya
pagalpan
Tassawar me wo batein kiya karti thi
mere bin
Wo mausmo k badlny se darti nahi
thi lekin
Bahaar mein murjhaya karti thi mere
bin
Ab Aas toot gai uske aane ki
Lagta hai Wo Jeena seekh chuki hai
mere bin....

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Crazzykhush Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

College Life:
Means...
8 frnds, 1 bike
but no petrol...
.
Means...
Exam night, 6 dufers &
no notes...!
.
Means...
Sitting on sea view, 6
smokerz &
1 cigarette...!
.
Means...
Principal call for insult,
6
gangster
& all r saying pehle tu
ja
pehle tu ja...!
.
Means...
1 girl, 6 frnds &
all r saying, teri bhabhi
teri bhabhi...!
.
Means.!
Everything stupid but
sumthing sensible Like
friendship...
Agree?? Thoko Lyk

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