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Romantic Love [Funny SMS]

2 years ago

Ladka Propose Mare Toh Ladki K 5
Jawab Ho Sakte
Hai:
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"1. No.
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2. Yes.
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3. Main Apko Sirf Dost Smajhti Hu
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.4. I M Engaged.
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5. I Love Someone Else.....
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.Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Propose Kare
To Ladke K 5 Jawab.
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1. Haa.
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2. Yes.
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3. Ok.
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4. Alright.
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5. Me 2..
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Moral:" Ladko Ka Dil, Dil Nahi
Dariya Hota Hai...

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2 years ago

After Two Year Of Breakup
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Boy Saw His Gf Wid Her
Husband...
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She Was Rubbing Her Nose On His
Shoulder...
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Boy(smiling) :- Aaj Bhi Rumaal
Bhul Gyi ..Pagal

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4 years ago

Humesha Apni Chhoti-Chhoti
Galtiyo
Se Bachne Ki Kosish Karo.......
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Kyu Ki...
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Insaan Pahado Se Nahi, Chhote-
Chhote Patthro Se Hi Thokar
Khata Hai...!!

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4 years ago

लड़का-मैं चार साल का हूं। और तुम?
लड़की- मैं भी चार साल की हूं।
लड़का- तो फिर चलें बाइक पर..
लड़की (शर्माते हुए)-कहां?
लड़का- पगली, पोलियो की ड्रॉप
पीने! ..और कहां?

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4 years ago

Tere husn par tareef bhari kitaab likh deta,
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Aye kash ki teri wafa tere husn ke barabar hoti.

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4 years ago

Politician: Sach sach batao tum ne kitni baar mujh se bewafai ki?
WIFE: kul 3 baar!
Politician: Kab kab?
WIFE: Jab aap ke dil ka operation tha to Dr k pas gai,
Jab aap jail gae to judge k pas gai.
Politician: Or teesri baar?
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WIFE: Jab apko hakumat banana thi or aap k pas 84 MPAs kum thay..

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4 years ago

"Hi Dear I STILL LOVE YOU"
What.
Will you reply back???
1. U're not serious.
2. I love you too
3. Are u ok?
4. Really?
5. Go to HelL
6. I know u still love me
7. I don't care
8. LOL
9. Others {specify}??

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4 years ago

Tujhse Nahi Tere Waqt Se Naraz Hu

Jo Kabhi Tujhe Mere Liye Nahi Milta..!

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