Welcome Guest


User: Purohit Dinesh [180 SMS]

5 years ago

A Guy Calls An Unknown Number.
Guy: Fridge Hai?
Reply: Haan Hai.
Guy: Chalta Hai?
Reply: Haan Chalta Hai..
Guy: Toh Pakad Ke Rakhna, Warna Bhaag Jaayega.
And He Hangs Up.
After A While, He Calls Up Again..
Guy: Fridge Hai?
This Time The Person's Really Angry.
Reply: Nahi Hai.
Guy: Kahaan Se Hoga.
Bola Tha Na Pakad Ke Rakhna Varna Bhaag Jaayega.

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 177 - SMS Length: 358 - Facebook - Twitter
Tags: Funny SMS
5 years ago

23 Saal Pehle Pooja Bhatt Ki Film Aai Thi,
"Shadak"
Or
Uski Sister Alia Bhatt Ki Film Aai Hai.
"Highway"
Isse Pta Chalta Hai Desh Ka Vikas To Hua Hai.

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 185 - SMS Length: 156 - Facebook - Twitter
Tags: Funny SMS
5 years ago

Real Love Is Not Based On Romance,
Candle Light Dinner
And
Walks Along The Beach.
In Fact, It Is Based On
Respect, Compromise,
Care And Trust.

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 191 - SMS Length: 148 - Facebook - Twitter
Tags: Love SMS
5 years ago

Ek Gaon Mein Mela Laga Tha,
Waha Ek Baccha Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Tha,
Isliye Ek Budhe Admi Ne Use Pucha,
Kya Huwa Beta Teri Mammi Kho Gayi Kya "
.
.
.
.
.
Nahi Chachaji Meri Facebook Ka Account,
Kisi Ne Hack Kar Liya.
Baccha Rock Budha Admi Shock.

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 167 - SMS Length: 255 - Facebook - Twitter
Tags: Funny SMS
5 years ago

Ladkiyo Ko Apne Haal Pe Chor Do.
Kyuki Jiski Wo Chahegi Banna.
Wohi Banega Beta Rajesh Khanna.

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 168 - SMS Length: 96 - Facebook - Twitter
Tags: Funny SMS
5 years ago

Ye Jivan Bima Wale Bhi Gajab Dhate Hai.
Patni Ke Bagal Me Baith Kar,
Pati Ke Marne Ki Fayada Sunate Hai.

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 112 - SMS Length: 106 - Facebook - Twitter
Tags: Funny SMS
5 years ago

Engineering Student Ka Dard.
Wo Ye Bol Kar Hume Chod Gayi Dosto.
Tumhare To Exams HiKhatam Nahi Hote,
Tum Pyar Kya Karoge.

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 114 - SMS Length: 125 - Facebook - Twitter
Tags: Funny SMS
5 years ago

Girl Friend Said During Valentine Day:
Chota Mota Hi Sahi, Par Gold Ka Kuch La Do.
.
.
Boy Friend
"Ye Le Choti Gold Flake Cigarette"

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 120 - SMS Length: 137 - Facebook - Twitter
Tags: Funny SMS
1 2 3 4 5 Next ›
Page(1/23)
Jump to Page