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Manwendrac Posted In Jokes
8 months ago

Ek Bar Santa Ek Pandit Se Puchha
Aapke Sar Pe Ye Choti Kyu Hai ?
Pandit Bole Isase Budhhi,
Gyan Aate Hain, Santa Mere Sar
Par To Pura Tata Sky Laga Hai
To Yahaan Budhhi Kyu Nhi Aati

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10 months ago

Army Training Ke Dauran.
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Officer Ne Santa Se Pucha: 'Ye
Hath Me Kya
Hai?'
Santa : "Sir, Banduk Hai...!
Officer : "Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat Hai,
Shaan Hai,
Ye Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.!!"
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Phir Officer Ne Dusre Sipahi Banta
Se Pucha:
"Ye Hath Me Kya Hai?"
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Banta : "Sir,
Ye Santa Ki Maa Hai,
Uski Izzat Hai,
Uski Shaan Hai
Aur Hamari Aunty Hai Aunty...

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firozalam28 Posted In Jokes
10 months ago

Banta: Tume itna kisne mara?
Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya!
Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya? ...
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Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Search karle !

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Ambarish YB Posted In Jokes
10 months ago

SANTA VISITS A BAR
Santa goes into a bar in New York.

The man on his right orders a drink,
'Johnnie Walker, single.'

The man on his left says,
'Jack Daniels, single.'

Santa says.
'Santa, married.'
????

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faridTNA Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa apni patni ko roz -roz yeh
keh kar chidata tha :-
3 bacho ki amma....................
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patni ko bahut gussa aata tha......
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ek din jaise hi santa ne
bola : 3 bacho ki amma..
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patni ne turant jawab diya :
bolo 2 bacho k papa......
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jo samajh gaye hai...wo Thoko "Like".

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